http://www.fmylife.com/ ... is a site where anonymous people post up how jacked their lives are. Here are some examples...
"Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone." FML
"Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine." FML
"Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me." FML
Check it out... they got some ridiculous ones.
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lol dayam. puts things into perspective, doesn't it?
There used to be a few sites like this years back too... they're always funny to read.
lol! what about this one: Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
damn..that's just f'd up!
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